I've decided that I haven't had a good attitude about work the past few months, and it's time to change that, because I know things will look up and be better if I think positively. So I am trying to be more friendly and helpful, and not feel irritated at all the stupid people I meet (lol) :) But by this time in the afternoon, I'm tired, I want to go home & see Ty, and I am done dealing with people. So I've been looking for funny things to make me laugh, and thought I'd share a few:
My horoscope:Gemini May 21 - June 21
You will realize who your real friends are this week when a local doctor finally prescribes you some much-needed antipsychotics.
I also really liked these lol:
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
According to the stars, nothing will be able to stop you this week, which sounds great until you realize that you'll spend most of it behind the wheel of a runaway gasoline truck.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
The technical details are still being worked out, but executives promise that your first few hilarious and heartwarming years will soon be released as a deluxe DVD package.
Leo July 23 - August 22
The important thing is that you tried. Not that you failed. Which you did. Though that's not important. No, the fact that you failed is not important at all.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
You've always had a funny way of showing affection, which is unfortunate, as your wife's getting pretty tired of all the pies in the face.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Will you finally get that big job promotion? Is whirlwind romance in the cards for you? Tune in to Taurus next week for all the answers and more!
Virgo August 23 - September 22
You always knew the day would come when the machines would rise up and take over the world, but never did you imagine it'd be so convenient.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21 (I know, it's a Scorpio repeat, but it was funny lol)
More and more, you're beginning to suspect you're just around to help move the plot forward.
Pisces February 19 - March 20 (Another Pisces repeat...)
The stars indicate that—hoo, boy—that's definitely going to hurt.
Gemini May 21 - June 21 (And another Gemini... this one is funny because I have a friend named Nathan lol)
Your friend Nathan will continue to display talents and skills that make you seem boring by comparison.
Gemini May 21 - June 21 (again...)
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I just wonder why they never say anything funny about my sign, LOL! ;-) Where do you FIND such fun horoscopes? :-)
And yes, being home now, my "Stupid People Threshold" is all but gone, LOL - its resources are all dedicated to the "Ridiculous Messes" department.
LOL...thanks :) I needed that!
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Kannie--here's your horoscope :) I'm not sure why, the Sag ones are either not funny or dirty. But here you are! ;)
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
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LOL - thanks! :-) I guess mine could be funny... in a Monty Python (or _12 Tasks of Asterix_) sort of way, LOL! I did see one today on MSN that said something about how I'm probably boring because I don't like partying as much as my friends do - I'm more interested in the intellectual stuff. Which is generally true, LOL - (I am boring ;-) ... But that one sure wasn't very funny, either! :-)